Tuesday, January 9, 2007

The New Store


THE NEW STORE

The new Dillons Supermarkets have an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder & the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing & smell the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck & cackle & the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon & eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


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