Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had to have bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .

As he was recovering , a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment .

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied , in a raspy voice , " No health insurance ."

The nun asked if he had any money in the bank .

He replied "No money in the bank ."

The nun asked if he had a relative who could help him .

He said "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun ."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly , "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God ."

The patient said , "Send the bill to my brother-in - law"