Thursday, February 8, 2007

top ten most polite ways to say your zipper is down

Top Ten most  Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down ....by  David  Letterman

10
. The cucumber has left the salad.

9.
Quasimodo needs to go back in  the tower and tend to his bells.

8.
You need to bring your  tray table to the upright and  locked position.

7
. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging  Mr. Johnson..

6.
 Elvis is leaving the building.

5.
 The Buick is not all the way in the  garage.

4.
 Our next  guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3.
 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2.
 Men may  be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


And  the
  #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1.
 I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!

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