Gentle Thoughts For Today

     
          Gentle thoughts for today...

  Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the  
  neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

  A penny saved is a government oversight.

  The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
  thing  at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the
  wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
  because by then your body and your fat have gotten
  to be really good friends.

  The easiest way to find something lost around the
  house is to buy a replacement.

  He who hesitates is probably right.

  Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for
  forty (40) are " XL."

  If you think there is good in everybody,
  you haven't met everybody.

  If you can smile when things go wrong,
  you have someone in mind to blame.

  The sole purpose of a child's middle name
  is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  There's always a lot to be thankful for if you
  take time to look for it. For example I am
  sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
  don't hurt

  Did you ever notice: When you put the 2
  words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."