Sunday, July 27, 2008

Earn your desk?

A lesson that should be taught in all schools!

Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten.

On the first day of sch ool, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.

When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.

Looking around, confused, they asked,
  "Ms.! Cothren, where're our desks?"

She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk."

They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades."

"No," she said.

Maybe it's our behavior." She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior.

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom.

By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom.

Martha Cothren said, "Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you! ."

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.

Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall.

By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for t he first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.

Martha said, "You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it."

By the way, this is a true story....
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you read it in English, thank a soldier.
Yes, it really is a true story...  
 
I checked it out, it's true: snopes.com: Veterans Return Desks

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Why go to church?

If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!

 

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. 'I've gone for 30 years now,' he wrote, 'and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all.'

 

This started a real controversy in the 'Letters to the Editor' column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:

 

'I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some
32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this.. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would bespiritually dead today!' When you are DOWN to nothing... God is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Thank God for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

 

All right, now that you're done reading, send it on! I think everyone should read this! 'When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, 'Jesus, could you get that for me?'

I love you! GO

 YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 6 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM!!! 
 
(INCLUDING ME)

 TOMORROW'S NOT PROMISED. SO, I LOVE YOU! 


 GO!

Husbands and Wal-Mart

**I realise this is not true.  But it is too funny not to share**

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
 
Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been
causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against
Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our
video surveillance cameras.


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
    Put them in people's carts when they weren't
    Looking.


2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
      To go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
    leading to the women's restroom.


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
    An official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it
    Right away.'


5.  August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to
   Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.


6. Aug ust 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to
    A carpeted area.


7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping
    Department and told other shoppers he'd invite them
    In if they would bring pillows and blankets from the
   Bedding department.


8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help
    Him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you
    People just leave me alone?'


9. September 4: Looked right into the security
    Camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his
    Nose.


10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting
    Department, he asked the clerk where the
    Antidepressants were.


11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
    While loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.


12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced
    His 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of
    Funnels.


13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
    People browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

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14. October 21: When an announcement came over the
    Loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and
    Screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    And last, but not least.


15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
    Door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey!
    There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

 
Tom Richards

Wal-Mart Manager

 

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

AMAZING! PitBull, Cat & Chicks! "I Want You to Want Me"

Cat Commandments

 

  
Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard
  when thy human is using the computer.

Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
 

 
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor
  as thou are not transparent.

Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party
and commence licking thy butt.

Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.

Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's lap.

Thou shalt not climb on garbage cans with hinged lids, 
as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
 

 
Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is sitting down.

Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison
 from which to escape at any opportunity.

Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.

Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door
when there are guests in thy house.

Thou shalt remember that thou art a carnivore
  and that houseplants are not meat.

Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

Word Puzzle

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WORD PUZZLE 
I am only sending this to my smart friends.   I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer.  See if you can figure out what these words have in common.  
 

1. Banana
2. Dresser
 
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7 . Assess

     
 
Are you peeking or have you already given up? 
Give it another try. 
Look at each word carefully.
 
 
(You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.) 
This Is Cool.
 

Answer:
  No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters. 
(Thought I had the answer, but I did not go far enough.) 
 

 
Answer:  In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. 
Did you figure it out?   
Just send it to more people and stump them, then you'll feel better, too.

Important Medical Test!!!

How to Tell If Your Feet Stink.